Anither yin fur tha aul farmers

A freen o mine wus haein a yarn wae a nighber of his yin nicth aboot a creeter they baith knew whose wife haed left him.

"Why'd she lee him?" he axt.
"Ach," sez the neighbour, "she wus wakin tha tap o tha drill"

What a great description of infidelity.


For those of you not of a farming persuasion. A good furrow horse walks neatly in the furrow so as not to damage the work done.