Thrie sheets tae tha wun

Thur's a brave wheen o Ulster-Scots sayin's devoted tae tha subject o intoxication. I cannae fur tha life o mae think why.

I redd yin racently that I hadnae heerd in a lang time. Tha poor cratter wus sae drunk,

He wus hairdly able tae bite his fing'r.