Clocherin

If yer gan tae tak a fit o 'coughing' dinnae dae it near an Ulster-Scot. Thur's mere hamely wurds tae describe sum poor cratter clearing his throat thon in onay ither language I hae herd tell o.
Fur thur proper effect ye need tae, at least, dibble thum up.

Look at thon cratter splooterin an berkin.

Thur's nae need fur aa thon craitlin an Kaehaein.

Ye shud o herd him peuchin an clocherin.

Wud ye listen tae thon bloicherin an blooterin.